I’ve a thorn in my left foot,
And it’s causing me some pain,
Should I take it with me?
To remind me what a bastard thorns can be

She’s got some man inside her head,
He makes her balloonkopf turn to lead,
Should she travel with him?
For sinking swimming,
Just for reminding,
What a bastard a man can be,

Will you leave it? No, I’ll take it…
For god’s sake change the record now,
Before you drive us fully, completely and utterly up the wall,

I’ve a thorn in my backside,
It’s starting to smell ’cause it’s gone septic,
But I don’t mind,
Should I take it with me?
Just to remind me,
What a bastard we all can be..